My Trip To America, Part I
posted by Rachel Bergman, Vampire Hunter at 11:29 PM
Thursday, February 01, 2007
About Me
- Name: Rachel Bergman, Vampire Hunter
- Location: Philadelphia, PA, United States
I enjoy quiet nights at home, swordfighting against the cat with kebab skewers and creating pop-up books from meaningful Emily Dickinson poetry. I have written a novel titled Run Away To Impress Your Friends and Family that I am still attempting to publish while working on a second novel. Run Away is a work of fiction about a young girl who travels the globe seeking adventure and ways to "help." I have been lucky enough to travel and live in other countries and the novel includes backdrops in China, Turkey, El Salvador and the U.S.
Previous Posts
- E-mail from my dad
- Sit on his lap and tell him how many virgins you w...
- America. . . land of the free and home of the brave!
- Merry Turkmas!
- Thank you, Sultan Hornball III for this little dis...
- The remains of the Artemis Temple - one of the 7 w...
- The world's favorite sport
- I popped in for a drink and some light torture
- Hee Hee I'm doing something naughty. . .
- Location of the Ecumenical Council of Ephesus
1 Comments:
Nice pic Rachel.
I guess your Dad forgot to tell you that America was taken over by Muslim extremists in November '06.
It is now illegal to display anything resembling the past of the Great Satan. Just how Stalin removed all images of Trotsky and the Soviets removed pictures of him after his own death, the following ARE NOT allowed to be displayed in the former land of the free and home of the brave:
1. The Statue of Liberty
2. The World Trade Center towers
3. Women not covered completely by a burqa or rocks covered in blood
4. Married heterosexual couples with children
5. Private secular schools
6. 3 gallon tank toilets
7. Any member of the armed forces not covered in spit with a "baby killer" sign aroung their neck
8. Christmas decorations during Christmas season. Menorah's too.
9. Women getting out of cars wearing underwear
10. Republicans
Your buddy Vince
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