Sit on his lap and tell him how many virgins you want in the afterlife - but wait until he finishes knitting my new pair of underwear
posted by Rachel Bergman, Vampire Hunter at 4:37 PM
Thursday, January 04, 2007
About Me
- Name: Rachel Bergman, Vampire Hunter
- Location: Philadelphia, PA, United States
I enjoy quiet nights at home, swordfighting against the cat with kebab skewers and creating pop-up books from meaningful Emily Dickinson poetry. I have written a novel titled Run Away To Impress Your Friends and Family that I am still attempting to publish while working on a second novel. Run Away is a work of fiction about a young girl who travels the globe seeking adventure and ways to "help." I have been lucky enough to travel and live in other countries and the novel includes backdrops in China, Turkey, El Salvador and the U.S.
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