Thank you, Sultan Hornball III for this little discovery

The remains of the Artemis Temple - one of the 7 wonders of the world

Can't keep a good woman down.

The world's favorite sport

"Hey! Billy Goat Gruff was on our team last time, it's your turn to take him!"
"Ugh! Fine! Billy Goat Gruff, you can be goalie"

I popped in for a drink and some light torture

Hee Hee I'm doing something naughty. . .

Location of the Ecumenical Council of Ephesus

This was when the Christian church was all like "Jesus is G-d, not a man" and some of the bishops were all like "no way dude, he was man" and they were like "dude! come on! He's totally divine" and then they were like "alright, I'll give you this one but from now on, no meat on Fridays" and then they were like "deal"

I thought he was buried next to Jim Morrison? WTF?

So I figured eh, why not?

The only thing that's missing is a Starbuck's

Everybody says the Library of Croesus is so great - but they didn't even have The Da Vinci Code

Caution! Falling Lizard People!

Are these the dudes that built the pyramids?

This is where the ancient songstress Brittanius Spearsus performed "Friends, Romans Countrymen, I did it again"

Armpit Stigmata - the scourge of the pre-Christian era

Boy how crapping changes over the ages, eh?

Ancient Ephesian toilets

Modern day wonder

Mmmm. . . the sultan's menu at Burger King

I love it here

Istanbul haute couture. . . the new Paris?

I can wear the dressy head scarf to the mosque for the morning call to prayer, the casual one for the afternoon call to prayer and the gold-sequined head scarf to the kebap house on date night.

Umm. . . I guess it's fun being a sausage?

The Muslim County Fair - Swing Your Bayram Partner Round and Round